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DIRT NERD T-Shirt

Minimalist serif typography reading 'dirt nerd' above clean line art icons of gardening tools including a hand trowel, a cultivator rake, and pruners.

Minimalist serif typography reading 'dirt nerd' above clean line art icons of gardening tools including a hand trowel, a cultivator rake, and pruners.

Minimalist serif typography reading 'dirt nerd' above clean line art icons of gardening tools including a hand trowel, a cultivator rake, and pruners.

Minimalist serif typography reading 'dirt nerd' above clean line art icons of gardening tools including a hand trowel, a cultivator rake, and pruners.

Minimalist serif typography reading 'dirt nerd' above clean line art icons of gardening tools including a hand trowel, a cultivator rake, and pruners.

Minimalist serif typography reading 'dirt nerd' above clean line art icons of gardening tools including a hand trowel, a cultivator rake, and pruners.

Minimalist serif typography reading 'dirt nerd' above clean line art icons of gardening tools including a hand trowel, a cultivator rake, and pruners.

DIRT NERD T-Shirt

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DIRT NERD T-Shirt

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STARTED 3 FINISHED 1 T-Shirt

Vintage botanical illustration of ornate classic leather-bound books lined on a shelf interwoven with wildflowers, ferns, and vines, framed by elegant script reading 'Started Three Finished One'.

Vintage botanical illustration of ornate classic leather-bound books lined on a shelf interwoven with wildflowers, ferns, and vines, framed by elegant script reading 'Started Three Finished One'.

Vintage botanical illustration of ornate classic leather-bound books lined on a shelf interwoven with wildflowers, ferns, and vines, framed by elegant script reading 'Started Three Finished One'.

Vintage botanical illustration of ornate classic leather-bound books lined on a shelf interwoven with wildflowers, ferns, and vines, framed by elegant script reading 'Started Three Finished One'.

Vintage botanical illustration of ornate classic leather-bound books lined on a shelf interwoven with wildflowers, ferns, and vines, framed by elegant script reading 'Started Three Finished One'.

Vintage botanical illustration of ornate classic leather-bound books lined on a shelf interwoven with wildflowers, ferns, and vines, framed by elegant script reading 'Started Three Finished One'.

Vintage botanical illustration of ornate classic leather-bound books lined on a shelf interwoven with wildflowers, ferns, and vines, framed by elegant script reading 'Started Three Finished One'.

STARTED 3 FINISHED 1 T-Shirt

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STARTED 3 FINISHED 1 T-Shirt

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ALL PLANTS ARE EDIBLE SOME ONLY ONCE T-Shirt

Detailed vintage botanical engraving of foxglove and deadly nightshade plants surrounded by retro serif text reading 'all plants are edible, some only once'.

Detailed vintage botanical engraving of foxglove and deadly nightshade plants surrounded by retro serif text reading 'all plants are edible, some only once'.

Detailed vintage botanical engraving of foxglove and deadly nightshade plants surrounded by retro serif text reading 'all plants are edible, some only once'.

Detailed vintage botanical engraving of foxglove and deadly nightshade plants surrounded by retro serif text reading 'all plants are edible, some only once'.

Detailed vintage botanical engraving of foxglove and deadly nightshade plants surrounded by retro serif text reading 'all plants are edible, some only once'.

Detailed vintage botanical engraving of foxglove and deadly nightshade plants surrounded by retro serif text reading 'all plants are edible, some only once'.

Detailed vintage botanical engraving of foxglove and deadly nightshade plants surrounded by retro serif text reading 'all plants are edible, some only once'.

ALL PLANTS ARE EDIBLE SOME ONLY ONCE T-Shirt

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ALL PLANTS ARE EDIBLE SOME ONLY ONCE T-Shirt

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THIS TIME I'LL ONLY READ ONE CHAPTER T-Shirt

Vintage woodcut illustration of an owl wrapped in a scarf reading a book in a nest beside a stack of celestial books, with text reading 'THIS TIME I'LL ONLY READ ONE CHAPTER.'

Vintage woodcut illustration of an owl wrapped in a scarf reading a book in a nest beside a stack of celestial books, with text reading 'THIS TIME I'LL ONLY READ ONE CHAPTER.'

Vintage woodcut illustration of an owl wrapped in a scarf reading a book in a nest beside a stack of celestial books, with text reading 'THIS TIME I'LL ONLY READ ONE CHAPTER.'

Vintage woodcut illustration of an owl wrapped in a scarf reading a book in a nest beside a stack of celestial books, with text reading 'THIS TIME I'LL ONLY READ ONE CHAPTER.'

Vintage woodcut illustration of an owl wrapped in a scarf reading a book in a nest beside a stack of celestial books, with text reading 'THIS TIME I'LL ONLY READ ONE CHAPTER.'

THIS TIME I'LL ONLY READ ONE CHAPTER T-Shirt

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THIS TIME I'LL ONLY READ ONE CHAPTER T-Shirt

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ALL PLANTS ARE EDIBLE SOME ONLY ONCE COLOR T-Shirt

ALL PLANTS ARE EDIBLE SOME ONLY ONCE COLOR T-Shirt

ALL PLANTS ARE EDIBLE SOME ONLY ONCE COLOR T-Shirt

ALL PLANTS ARE EDIBLE SOME ONLY ONCE COLOR T-Shirt

ALL PLANTS ARE EDIBLE SOME ONLY ONCE COLOR T-Shirt

ALL PLANTS ARE EDIBLE SOME ONLY ONCE COLOR T-Shirt

ALL PLANTS ARE EDIBLE SOME ONLY ONCE COLOR T-Shirt

ALL PLANTS ARE EDIBLE SOME ONLY ONCE COLOR T-Shirt

ALL PLANTS ARE EDIBLE SOME ONLY ONCE COLOR T-Shirt

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ALL PLANTS ARE EDIBLE SOME ONLY ONCE COLOR T-Shirt

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MURDER IN PROGRESS T-Shirt

MURDER IN PROGRESS T-Shirt

MURDER IN PROGRESS T-Shirt

MURDER IN PROGRESS T-Shirt

MURDER IN PROGRESS T-Shirt

MURDER IN PROGRESS T-Shirt

MURDER IN PROGRESS T-Shirt

MURDER IN PROGRESS T-Shirt

MURDER IN PROGRESS T-Shirt

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MURDER IN PROGRESS T-Shirt

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PURPLE AF T-Shirt

PURPLE AF T-Shirt

PURPLE AF T-Shirt

PURPLE AF T-Shirt

PURPLE AF T-Shirt

PURPLE AF T-Shirt

PURPLE AF T-Shirt

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PURPLE AF T-Shirt

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OOPS, I GOT ANOTHER PLANT T-Shirt

OOPS, I GOT ANOTHER PLANT T-Shirt

OOPS, I GOT ANOTHER PLANT T-Shirt

OOPS, I GOT ANOTHER PLANT T-Shirt

OOPS, I GOT ANOTHER PLANT T-Shirt

OOPS, I GOT ANOTHER PLANT T-Shirt

OOPS, I GOT ANOTHER PLANT T-Shirt

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OOPS, I GOT ANOTHER PLANT T-Shirt

Regular price $39.99 Sale price $29.99

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